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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 22:27 
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Jesus Christ what was I thinking.
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MaliA
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 22:33 
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Done. Good luck.

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DavPaz
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 22:35 
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Good luck, you mad bastard!
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Grim...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 22:37 
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Doctor Glyndwr
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 23:02 
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"London to Paris. 299 miles. 4 Days. One sore backside."

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Cras
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 23:09 
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Could you not start a mile further north, you lazy cunt?

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Kern
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:02 
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Done. Have fun.
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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:39 
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Cras wrote:
Could you not start a mile further north, you lazy cunt?

I think they make it up. The original start point was Bromley (very convenient) and now they've moved it to Croydon, several miles west. Given Day 1 is an eastwards ride to Dover, it's odd that the mileage for the day and overall mileage stick at 299 miles. Maybe I'd get employment rights at 299 or something.
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Cavey
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:45 
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Good luck mate! :)

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JohnCoffey
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:06 
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Good luck :)

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
and now they've moved it to Croydon


They've done that to see how fast you can do 0-60.

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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 20:50 
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FIVE WEEKS TO GO SHAMELESS BUMP SIREN.

This time in five weeks time I will be in Dunkirk. Or dead. Probably dead.

Edit: I should probably actually promote this a bit more widely. Like to my clients and colleagues. Whoops.

Also Edit: Its now 327 miles or something. Who the fuck moved Paris further away?
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Bobbyaro
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 22:14 
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Brexit, you have to go round the wall now.

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Zardoz
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 23:14 
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Good luck!

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KovacsC
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 0:08 
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Payday Tuesday. Bump this again then. Please

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Grim...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 0:21 
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Bobbyaro
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:31 
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Bump. Good luck, godspeed, drink lots of water and "go, team!"

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MaliA
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:36 
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Sun tan lotion. And don't crash.

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romanista
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:59 
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donated from this side of the north sea... (since you'll be arriving nearby anyway;))

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ApplePieOfDestiny
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 16:10 
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DAY 1 update. Just got on the ferry so not quite done as there are 11 miles to do the other side. However, the hard miles for today are done.

Ludicrously I did Croydon to Dover in 6hrs 30m so an average speed over 12mph, and finished in the top third. The final 20 miles were pretty evil though. This on little training in general but particularly in the past four weeks where I didn't ramp up the distance or the sessions. I genuinely thought I'd be picked up by the support vehicle before I set off this morning. Of my limited experience so far I can't recommend this highly enough.

Sexy Strava export here. https://www.relive.cc/view/647317997
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myp
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Of my limited experience so far I can't recommend this highly enough.

Saving this for the end.

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Bobbyaro
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 19:25 
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Good work, suggestion though, try going in straight lines a bit more!

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MaliA
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 20:01 
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Well done!

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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 20:19 
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Good work, suggestion though, try going in straight lines a bit more!

French side was even fewer straight (one way system round the port). Lovely roads though, really helped with the average speed https://www.relive.cc/view/647646138
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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 17:01 
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Lonewolves wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Of my limited experience so far I can't recommend this highly enough.

Saving this for the end.

Finished.

Doing it next year.

Taking Bezzies. Recruitment starts now.
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myp
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 17:47 
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Of my limited experience so far I can't recommend this highly enough.

Saving this for the end.

Finished.

Doing it next year.

Taking Bezzies. Recruitment starts now.

Oh god

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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 17:57 
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Lonewolves wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Of my limited experience so far I can't recommend this highly enough.

Saving this for the end.

Finished.

Doing it next year.

Taking Bezzies. Recruitment starts now.

Oh god

Oh yes.
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Cras
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 18:14 
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Well done you!

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myp
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Of my limited experience so far I can't recommend this highly enough.

Saving this for the end.

Finished.

Doing it next year.

Taking Bezzies. Recruitment starts now.

Oh god

Oh yes.

Shame I don't have a bike or a place to store a bike or I'd be well up for it

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Doctor Glyndwr
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 20:02 
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Finished.

Doing it next year.

Taking Bezzies. Recruitment starts now.

are you a bike cunt now
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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 20:10 
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I think the scale of bike cunt goes

Normal People
Me + 25% of people on this ride
Malia + 25% of people on this ride
The other 50% of people on this ride
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Bobbyaro
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 22:30 
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Good work, how you feeling?

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 23:04 
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
I think the scale of bike cunt goes

Normal People
Me + 25% of people on this ride
Malia + 25% of people on this ride
The other 50% of people on this ride


<narrows eyes>

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 23:26 
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Clearly Malia needs moving.
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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:43 
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Good work, how you feeling?

Having not got on a bike this morning I'm now feeling hurts in new and interesting places compared to the past three days.
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ApplePieOfDestiny
 Post subject: Re: Give me all your money.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:43 
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MaliA wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
I think the scale of bike cunt goes

Normal People
Me + 25% of people on this ride
Malia + 25% of people on this ride
The other 50% of people on this ride


<narrows eyes>

Ok you're with the 50%.

Incidentally, as the last stragglers crossed the line yesterday (they got to rivoli after the roads had closed so had to go straight to the tower and not do the procession with us) they were cheered in. Your hero of today shouted 'Pinot' as they rolled slowly, very slowly, in.
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