Be Excellent To Each Other

Yeah, that's some powerful shizz. The cookbook that suggested I use it was full of warnings

Damn. I was thinking it was an Only Fans porno camera, which obviously needs a slow-mo function for the money shots.

I got really sucked in by the Amazon ‘Prime Day’ sale.

I’d been looking at some tools (pole hedge trimmer, chainsaw, stick vacuum) that use the same battery as my drills etc for a long time, I was going to end up buying them eventually anyway but as they were 40 to 50% off I just got them all and convinced myself if saved money in the long run. So convinced by the saving, that I also added two watches to the order, so that I could save my nicer watch for more special occasions.

Loop ear plugs. I have a few gigs coming up and hopefully will stop the ringing in the ears

I love mine.

I am off to Oasis next week.. I recommend the Top 5 Face off, for good Oasis Tunes

I have some Loop earplugs and they're great.

I've got two pairs and haven't managed to get used to either yet

Guess which idiot forgot to suspend his coffee order.

6kg of coffee turned up with a free mug.

I now have 10kg of coffee to drink. Good job it’s nice coffee.

Does it go off?

Best before Feb 26. I store in the pantry and fridge. So should be ok.

I was going to offer to buy some off you but it looks like beans rather than pre-ground??

It is beans.. I can lend a grinder

You have the app on your phone.

I swiped right on you

Sealed bags, keep them in the dark and cool they'll be fine well beyond their best before

One of the coffee bores I used to know used to say vacuum sealing the beans in bags and freezing it worked really well for preserving freshness. I’m pretty sure he also used to freeze ground coffee.

Or drink it faster.

I'd get through that by mid sept, I think

Too bloody hot to get out and ride it, typical.

Yes!

Or organise a BEEX Coffee Morning.

Please tell me about this fan. I’ve developed a sudden interest in fans and have been looking at one of those shark misting fans, but I want to find a fan that actually makes a difference. I know that fans don’t cool the air, they just move it around, but I want it to move a lot of air over me, quietly.

I bought some 100cm tall picket fence panels and a gate. Unfortunately I wasn’t here when the order was delivered, so it was only today, when we had family over to help us put up the fence, that Russell took the delivered panels from the garden and I noticed that they were only 80cm tall.

But the gate was 100cm tall.

We need a 100cm tall fence to keep Noodle secure and safe, so instead of putting up a gate today, Russell and Pa took a 3 hour ground trip to return them and pick up new ones in a car they borrowed from my brother (as it is a large vehicle with a roof rack).

Anyway, I’m posting this here rather than in the DIY thread as the fence did not get done.

We bought the fan because my daughter has recently bought one for her bedroom and thinks it's the dogs's bollocks.

It's quite quiet, has very variable speed settings and a small remote control so you can fiddle with it if it's not right next to you. It can be set to oscillate from side to side AND up and down. It has an Eco setting that detects the ambient temperature and automatically set the fan speed appropriately.

You can see the Instruction Manual for more details here -> https://www.manualslib.com/manual/22722 ... -1056.html

Nice!

Oasis T shirt, baggy shorts, flip-flops, face mask and a bucket hat, and you're good to go. The faster you go, the cooler you get.

An £8 pint at Alton Towers hotel.

Thank FUCK I’ve brought my own takeaways

Cheers!

Have fun mate, honestly don't envy you Alton Towers in this.

Bought a step for getting in and out of the campervan but also for this apparently

That’s what you bought it for, come on. The van step is a bonus.

We’re not on the rides till tomorrow thankfully, cools to a moderate 25° they’re saying. Room has AC so worth the price alone for that so far.

I had only scrolled down as far as this and wondered how on earth you were going to climb up into that massive step.

Does anyone have any swaps?

Got, got, need, got....

We got us one of them van things

I'll swap you a handful of shineys for the van.... Seriously though, I'm pleased for you. I'd love a van like that!

Nice Van and bike folks..

Rude.

What did I miss?

My sticker book obvs. I'm going to have to scratch you off my swaps list if you carry on like this.

I will pay more attention... sorry

Nice, congrats!

1.5m³ of logs is quite a lot, it turns out.

Either I've been getting ripped off or you've got some bonus logs

I can only see the trees

Very good, sir