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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 15:50 
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I want to write" Are you coming to Harriet and I's birthday party?" but that looks all wrong.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 15:51 
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 15:51 
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That's great1 I'm free! I'll see you on Saturday!

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
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"Are you coming to Harriet and my birthday party?"

Are you sure?

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
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That's great1 I'm free! I'll see you on Saturday!

Entry conditions apply.

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
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"Harriet's and my", maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
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Rule of thumb: take out the extra person.

"are you coming to my party"
"are you coming to Harriet's and my party"


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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 15:53 
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Mine and Harriet's?

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Grim... wrote:
"Harriet's and my", maybe?

Yeah that. Damn my haste


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 15:56 
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 15:57 
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Grim... wrote:
I want to write" Are you coming to Harriet and I's birthday party?" but that looks all wrong.


I'd dodge the issue and say "Harriet and I are having a party. Would you like to come?"

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:07 
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"Party?"


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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
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DavPaz wrote:
Rule of thumb: take out the extra person.

"are you coming to my party"
"are you coming to Harriet's and my party"

Still reads all "lumpy", though.

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:10 
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Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Rule of thumb: take out the extra person.

"are you coming to my party"
"are you coming to Harriet's and my party"

Still reads all "lumpy", though.

Then change it.

"Are you coming to our birthday party?"


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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:11 
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Yeah, that didn't really fit. Never mind!

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:12 
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Grim... wrote:
Still reads all "lumpy", though.

Indeed. Flow is more important than perfect grammar. I would reword entirely to avoid the issue: "Harriet and I are having a party! Are you coming?" Or simply "Are you coming to our party?"


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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:17 
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Party!!! Motherfuckers!

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Party, Motherfuckers!
Are you coming it?

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
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Craster wrote:
Party, Motherfuckers!
Are you coming it?

:hat:

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:18 
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--- RSVP ---

Harriet and I cordially invite you to our Birthday Party at [hh] o'clock on [dd/mm/yy].

DON'T FORGET THE FAVA BEANS AND A NICE BOTTLE OF CHIANTI, MOTHERFUCKAKAKAKAKAKA!

"SthSthSthSthSth!!!!!!!!"


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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 16:22 
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The actual message was "Holla. Did you and/or Bec get an invite to my (or, grudgingly, Harriet and I's) birthday party?".

I like Cavey and Craster's more, though.

Oh noes! Cavey and Craster's, or Cavey's and Craster's?

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 Post subject: Re: English, mother-fucker!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 17:52 
Harriet is having a party, I am also hosting, would you like to come?


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